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I left Pizza Bagel Bites in my oven and forgot, my house nearly burned down. Mhm, interesting I know, what's the deal with those Pizza Bagel Bites anyways? Personally I dislike food which is stored in cardboard boxes and kept frozen. The fact this particular food article is a strange amalgamation of sauce cheese and miniature bagel (they call it pizza) also adds to my general disdain for what seems to me, an intensely commercialized food item. Its no wonder those bagel treats escaped my conscious mind I don't even know what possessed me to cook them in the first place. The fact of the matter is however, I blame the production of easy to make shit on capitalism that's right suckas! Does this make me a communist? Maybe, eat shit and die Mccarthyists, sorry mental regurgitation once again I am in no way shape or form a supporter of totalitarianism (Orwell is one of my favourites). I think my point here is shitty food is, well, shitty and not good for you, and frankly I think the companies which provide this food know this in fact they sell these foods to us in the name of 'convienience'. 711 sells Tacitos for the same reason, frankly I think i now have diabetes, its the beef taco flavour...ugh. I lost my train of thought once again, but I don't really feel its relevant. Anyways however convenience is not good I suppose is my point, well I mean don't get me wrong now and again we have those days where we just want to do shit all, we sit down jack off to some porno and play video games...well at least that's what I do. But that's no way to live! People need to cook more I guess is my point, when they do we will find that driving force, that infinite factor which will propel mankind to the next epoch, maybe. Anyways though my bagel bites are burnt and I'm upset, one of those lazy days...
Below is a video I dubbed over with some Benighted, I thought it was nice...
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