BollyXwood

Heres bunch of Dubbed Bollywood Video's I did not think of doing this under the influence of LSD....Really I did, I mean didn't!




The video that started it all


Below is the video which began my obsession with dubbing over bollywood flick's. Why do this you may ask, well the answer is simple. This shit is trippy, so it embodies what this blog is all about.
I don't know what originally compelled me to dub over this video with Jimmy Hendrix's "Purple Haze" perhaps it was the hallucinogenic drugs. Perhaps it was just sheer intuition, the fact of the matter is it happened, and my god it paid off.
Anyways the video is posted just below enjoy...

Stalin and Ebonics

Something Stalin said:
"A language of society, serving members of society equally, irrespective of their class status. A language has only to depart from this position of being a language common to the whole people, it has only to give preference and support to some one social group to the detriment of their social groups of the society, and it loses its virtue, ceases to be a means of intercourse between the people of the society, and becomes the jargon of some social group, degenerates and is doomed to disappear." (Marxism and the Problems of Linguistics)

Pretending for a moment there was some truth in what Stalin says than 'Gangsta rap' may disappear off the face of the earth before we know it. Im very distraught over this, most slang is basically "the jargon of some social group" and despite the fact we turn some of this slang into words, I'm just too white to use any of them. If only I had the street cred...

Most likely what Stalin says here is as enduring as the CPSU, in that case I'll be "Rollin down the street, smokin’ Indo, sippin’ on gin and juice for time still... werd"

In all honesty however, to get all socially just and good and what not. There are no words more socially isolated, more the jargon of some social group, than words which are racist in nature, yeah yeah I know you must be thinking, who is this kid and why is he so lame with his heart felt sentiment? Well sorry, I just thought if any words were doomed to disappear it should be the socially isolated hateful ones used by groups in relation to other groups. Because life should be all peaches and cream...I don't know fuck that, its good to swear all the time, after every sentence even. But racism is never cool kids, remember that.

anyways food for thought, enjoy this educational video...

Numero Uno

Welcome to my blog ladies and gents both young, old, and in between. This little slice of the internet is home to the regurgitated fecal matter of my brain, thoughts, art, things I think are cool and perhaps you may also appreciate. Perhaps we will bond in some unknown way, as you view the many oddities which make me, me. Perhaps however you will simply find this site, this slice of paradise, this chunk of phil if you will, to be a complete waste of time. Or perhaps this site may survive the purge of humanity in the future floating around in the abyss of cyberspace until rediscovered by alien life. In any case quit qq'ing and enjoy...


I left Pizza Bagel Bites in my oven and forgot, my house nearly burned down. Mhm, interesting I know, what's the deal with those Pizza Bagel Bites anyways? Personally I dislike food which is stored in cardboard boxes and kept frozen. The fact this particular food article is a strange amalgamation of sauce cheese and miniature bagel (they call it pizza) also adds to my general disdain for what seems to me, an intensely commercialized food item. Its no wonder those bagel treats escaped my conscious mind I don't even know what possessed me to cook them in the first place. The fact of the matter is however, I blame the production of easy to make shit on capitalism that's right suckas! Does this make me a communist? Maybe, eat shit and die Mccarthyists, sorry mental regurgitation once again I am in no way shape or form a supporter of totalitarianism (Orwell is one of my favourites). I think my point here is shitty food is, well, shitty and not good for you, and frankly I think the companies which provide this food know this in fact they sell these foods to us in the name of 'convienience'. 711 sells Tacitos for the same reason, frankly I think i now have diabetes, its the beef taco flavour...ugh. I lost my train of thought once again, but I don't really feel its relevant. Anyways however convenience is not good I suppose is my point, well I mean don't get me wrong now and again we have those days where we just want to do shit all, we sit down jack off to some porno and play video games...well at least that's what I do. But that's no way to live! People need to cook more I guess is my point, when they do we will find that driving force, that infinite factor which will propel mankind to the next epoch, maybe. Anyways though my bagel bites are burnt and I'm upset, one of those lazy days...


Below is a video I dubbed over with some Benighted, I thought it was nice...